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• HEALTH – something we realize later in life

  15Sep
  Categories: HEALTH Comments: 0

  Twitting Away

  I saw on the news recently that Big Brother has been monitoring TWITTER. You know that site where the world’s population communicates with one another. If this came out publicly, then Big Bro is doing other things as well.
  http://www.mysuncoast.com/Global/story.asp?S=10874957

  In the state of Oregon

  A very liberal state where if you want to go to the mailbox in the nude – you have the right to do so (a state which already practices  the type of ObamaCare the President is pushing) an elderly woman has been fighting cancer and they informed her recently that they would no longer fund her cancer treatment but the state steps in and offers to fund for her to be euthanized (convenient suicide – remember Dr. Jack Kavorkian – “Dr. Death” who was sent to prison for assisting people to committ suicide?)  This could be you or me in the future, that is why a better plan has to be implemented. Even Canadians are saying, “No, America! Don’t implement socialized medicine”!

  Triage
  It is similar to what was practiced in Vietnam and in hospitals today.
  
  Definition of “TRIAGE”
  (pronounced tree-odgggeee…the word has a similar ending sound as the ending of the car “DODGE”) but stretch it out.
  Its a noun, and another one of those words from the French.
  1. A process for sorting injured people into groups based on their need for or likely benefit from immediate medical treatment. Triage is used on the battlefield, at disaster sites, and in hospital emergency rooms when limited medical resources must be allocated.
  2. A system used to allocate a scarce commodity, such as food, only to those capable of deriving the greatest benefit from it.

  Remember
  Continue to bi-pass or lie on forms and surveys – its not good for your future and learn to read between the lines because there is always an underlLYING REASON.

  Your health is your own choice. “You are what you pig out on everyday,” said a pig farmer. Or is it “you are what you eat.” Your health is inside and out. It is in your brain, it is inside your body or it flaps from your outer skin. A good way to start finding out about your health is to step on up on the dreaded weight scale. You know, that thing that just occupies space in the bathroom and intimidates you while you go potty (Bostonians, I’m talking about a commode here). It lies every time you step up to the facts.

  Until we wake up to the fact that if we cram 3000 calories in our mouth doesn’t necessarily mean 3000 calories come out in the bathroom. Any septic service man (or woman) will tell you he/she has never found any calories floating around in the sewage during his or her career. Note: this political correctness is word overkill.

  If the people of the government did anything right – it is the food labels found on our food packaging. Those guidelines tell us up front either how to stay slim or make us less slim. Learn to read the labels right after you learn how to use the TV guide and open child proof lids. Life is quite simple. It is made up of servings, fats, calories, cholesterol, sodium, carbohydrates, fiber, sugar, protein, vitamins, water and minerals. Too much or too little of these can help you or hurt you. If you learn these 12 things too late in life, then you get to spend all your income on what is known as pharmaceuticals (that means drugs for those that don’t use a dictionary). If you believe in the “BIG BANG” these may eventually turn into 13 or more. If you believe in the fish came up out of the water and started walking over to the tree where the monkeys lived and told the monkeys to come down and start walking upright like me theory – then maybe someday a fish will hand you a perfect diet list for good health. But for now, let’s go by what we as humans have come up with through R&D (research and development) and just plain experience.

  Daily Health

  Wake up everyday (that is at the top of the list), eat right (get the daily nutrition recommended for the body – see food labels), use good hygiene (wash your hands often – those teachers told us to share, but lets not share our germs), eat healthy foods (excludes junk and most fast-foods), kiss the spouse, kiss the kids, earn a paycheck by working 5 days a week (or be the keeper of the palace and let the spouse work), pay into the tax system, maintain a budget and live within it (even Bill Gates of Microsoft has a budget), own fuel efficient vehicle(s), drive the speed limit (your tax money paid for and erected those signs to protect our children, be polite, don’t smoke or chew, use the cell phone safely, participate in your doctor’s recommended exercise, don’t take in any manmade altered, fermented, dyed, artificially flavored, enhanced liquids, unpronounceable imports, and drink plenty of water, have good bowel movements, pee out your daily waste and poisons (that is why we pee daily and have bowel movements). It really isn’t just a waste of our time several times per day for this natural body function – its healthy.

  Be Proud Of Your Bowel Movements

  If it is the color of typical cardboard box, that is typically a good color.
  Get familiar with the Bowel Movement Color Code (search “bowel movement color” at webmd.com).

  Urine

  Get familiar with the pee and bowel movement color codes. Normal urine color is yellow (a straw color). A really light yellow may indicate you drink lots of water (water in – water out). Visit the web site UrineColors.com for more information.

  The three main causes of abnormal urine color are:

  A. Health issues

  B. Foods consumed

  C. Medicines taken

  Can you imagine how much money could be saved if people had to pass a urine test to get a job or public assistance.

  Have you every wondered why that electronic gadget you bought recently has been a lemon, or how about your car that has lots of glitches, or you can’t seem to get good help when you are shopping, or why your auto insurance has gone up again?  It could be because of the introduction of drug users in the work place are not up to par while making those products.

  Have you been to the emergency room lately? Do you want to know why you have to wait so long before being seen by a physician? It is because of all the stabbings, fights, shootings, and people overdosing on drugs that have clogged not only our hospital facilities but our judicial system as well. Hospitals and courts should have a separate setup for these repeat customers.

  If you want Skin Cancer here is how to get it

  • Having fair or light skin color (the sun knows no race, color or creed).
  • Living in places with intense sunshine (atolls, remote islands and sunny places to visit or live).
  • Having skin that burns easily (from pink to red like a graffiti artist painting speeding train).
  • Having light eyes and blond, red or light brown hair (no blond jokes here).
  • Having a family history or personal history of skin cancer (those ugly genes and the family tree).
  • Having a fun and sometimes not so fun outdoor job (e.g. lifeguard without an umbrella).
  • Having severe sunburns as a child (“yo momma’s fault”).
  • Taking medicines that lower your immunity or certain medications that increase your sensitivity to sunlight (you know, that stuff that shrinks your wallet at the doctor’s office and pharmacy).
  • Blessed with an abundance of large, ugly (u-g-l-y) and irregularly-shaped moles.

  If you don’t want Skin Cancer here are some tips to help Protect Yourself?

  NOTE: this includes smoggy, cloudy or overcast days as well:

  • Apply an earthly “Star Wars” shield (sunscreen with a sun protection factor (SPF) of 15 or greater 30 minutes before sun exposure and then every few hours thereafter.
  • UV protection – Select cosmetic products and contact lenses, sunglasses that offer UV protection.
  • Avoid prime time peak UV radiation hours (direct sun exposure 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.)
  • Hide by covering up like a spy when going outdoors (slip on a long sleeve shirt or put on that ugly hat someone gave you).
  • Avoid cocoons and artificial sales technology spins (tanning beds and sunlamps). After all we were born pink and why does everyone try to change their color pallet.

  Body Talk

  Communicate with your body. It will talke to you. Those sick feeling you get sometimes, that fainting feeling, that pain in your abdomen, a pain in your leg, an aching deep down in your back, excessive gas, the color of you fingernails, the color of your feet, those eyes that look bloodshot, the hair on your head seems to be dying and has no sheen or body to it, feeling tired even after a good rest or night’s sleep. These are all voices coming out of your body.

  Get To Know Your Ticker

  The engine in your vehicle is the equivalent to the heart in your chest. Your vehicle want run too long without the right fuel, oil, maintenance and TLC. The same goes for your ticker – that heart thing that beats:

  ~ 70 beats per minute
  ~ 4,200 beats per hour
  ~ 100,800 per day
  ~ 705,600 per week
  ~ 2,822,400 per month
  ~ 33,868,800 per year

  Check out [http://www.acofchattanooga.com/] and [http://www.acofchattanooga.com/PageHeart.html]

  Dizzy In The Shower?
  

  When taking a shower and you have moments of being unstable while you have suds all over your face. Place one hand on the shower wall. It will help keep you anchored to earth and keep vertical. By memorizing your surroundings will help too – shampoo, soap location, where the razor is, the scrub brush, which way is up, etc. Another safety tip, be aware of the shower floor, this is where you can lose your footing and end up with some broken calcium infrastructure (bones for you offshore doctors) that may take weeks and months to heal not to mention draining your financial investments. Don’t be dancing in the shower – singing is good.

  Little Bit Shakey In The Hands?
  

  Use your fingers. Example: if you are trying to pour the mouth wash into the lid to rinse your pie hole (mouth), as you pour, stick out one finger from the hand holding the lid and place it on and near the spout of the mouth wash bottle. This acts like a guidance system to sneak up on the lid to which is your goal to Fill and not Spill.
  

  (to be continued)

  Tags: Add new tag, Obama

• ECONOMICS – America’s Past and Present

  10Sep
  Categories: ECONOMICS Comments: 0

  N E I G H B O R S  Helping Neighbors

  Your neighbor is more important than you think. If you have a job, it may be that the neighbor next to you is purchasing what your job sales or manufactures. It also works in reverse. If your neighbor has money in his or her pocket she may be purchasing what you sale or manufacture.

  This system breaks down when you don’t buy or need what your neighbor sales or manufactures. If you bypass his product and buy an import instead eventually your neighbor will lose his or her job and the company of employment will close or move offshore. How do you cause this to happen? It is when you buy a foreign made vehicle instead of buying one made in the U.S. that your neighbor assembles daily in his or her occupation. This also means the tires, engine, interior, transmission, window glass, electronics, fuel lines, brake lines, brake pads, engine oil, safety features, carpet, gadgets, door handles, mirrors, trim, lights, radio, disk player, fabrics, floor mats, keys, door on the dash compartment, steering wheel, knobs, AC and heater units, radiator, rubber hoses, fan belts, etc. All these are separate jobs and manufacturing companies that keep your neighbors in a job.

  Some argue that American made vehicles are not as efficient or as economical and brake down sooner than expected. This is a problem on both sides of the ocean. We get what we demand as a consumer. American auto manufacturers are catching up to the demands of the public especially now that everyone has been blind sided by rising oil prices and gas prices. It may be the reason why your neighbor isn’t buying from your company and sales are slumping for you as well. It is a two-way street. Neighbor, I will help you and scratch your back if you will in turn return the favor.

  

  This graphic shows neighbors helping neighbors

  

  This graphic shows neighbor not helping neighbor

  For a list of failed banks in the U.S. click the word POOF due to Americans not buying American made products such as VEHICLES, clothes, furniture, appliances, shoes, etc., etc., etc. NERDS and old Hippies, welcome to the reality of buying American products. On the way down to the unemployment line drive your BMW, Honda, Toyota, Volkswagen, Kia, Hyunda or whatever foreign bank owned vehicle you might happen to hug. Oh, yeah! On the way there, count the number of Mom & Pops you have put out of business as well by shopping online and China’s Great Wal-Mart of China.

  Bailouts

  Do you KNOW some of those that got out before the bubble burst and will now

  cost 300 million Americans | $ | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 | and rising for OUR unfair share of the BAILout – and counting…

  Put it in perspective: this could have been a down payment on an energy efficient green vehicle, some new double-pane windows for the soon to be green home, some college tuition help, 3 vacations, that diamond gift for someone, a major repair on the old vehicle, some needed repairs for he home, pay toward medical bills, help for the parent(s) or grandparent(s), college books for a while, a shopping spree for Chiristmas, pay off a credit card like Dave Ramsey wants us to, that HDTV you need, etc., etc., etc., etc. et ceteras.

  If your are upset- WAKE UP AMERICANS !

  Write your politrixters in Wastinmoney, DC today. Let up know you woke up. For a change tell how you feel about the country instead of talking about fetchball, batball, gooolf ball, hitball, spitball, itsaracket ball, overpaid soccer run-amuckers ball, TeeHeeHee ball, ebonyball, blancoball, lost ball, Mulligan ball, and computer aim-a-gamers. Get Up Americans -get out of the ostrich position with your head in the cushion cracks and off the couch. Find pen and paper or learn the keyboard and start click-clacking and send that e-mail to your DEBT–reps in Washington, DC.  Do you even know who THEY are? If not, can I come over to your bank owned hut and rummage through your imitation leather Chinese wallet, your “Made in China” piggy bank, the Chinese Dollar Store cookie jar and your foreign owned bank account for a while? It can be me or your Washington polimagicians – your choice you uninformed sports guru and master of none of the above.

  Does any one remember when George “the Daddy” Bush was vice-president? Again, U.S. taxbailers had to bail out the Savings & Loans businesses. The 1980s -1990s debacle was known as the “S&L Crisis”. Over 700 S&L’s failed costing the U.S. taxpangs over $160,000,000,000 ($160 billion for those that didn’t like their math teacher). Some calculators think its cost approximately $1.5 trillion. Daddy Bush’s son Neil (its Director) made millions of dollars in loans for 2 of his friends. Oops! Neil forgot to tell his fellow directors.

  When the bottoms fell out, the U.S. overtaxed payers bailed out the Silverado S&L to the tune of over a billion dollars. Is it a COINCIDENCE we have to bail out the home finance boiler rooms during the Presidency of George “Sonny Boy isn’t so shiny anymore” Bush administration? What Bush is going to make out on this one? Has anyone seen Neil lately? Where in the world is Neil Bush? Entrepreneurs, there is a game for you. The Daddy Bush’s “a new world order” seems to have become “the new world of disorder”.

  

  U.S. Gov Experts say MORE CHANGE a comin’:
  

  (Experts. Do they exist anymore since the collapse of the U.S economy?)

  The following is in small shameful print:
  

  ~Northeast will be hit hard by the BIG MELT (global warming).

  ~But yet our TOP leaders and experts couldn’t predict the collapse of the U.S. economy the day before it happened.

  ~We STILL can’t find Osama bin helpin’ al-Quida Laden, but our multi-billion dollar Hubble Telescope can find results of the BIG BANG –  12 billion light years away in space and they say if it could see just another billion light years they could see the actual source of the BIG BANG. Maybe next years yippee-budget.

  ~The same mini-Washington mouth piece says out one ear and amplified out the OTHER end:

  “OK. Abort’em!”  50 million and who’s countin’ from U.S. Abortion holocaust headquarters of the world. (Note: only God is countin’…)

  ~Doctors harvest them darn stems cells cause we need to tax’em,

  ~Hey! Up their in space, you one world gov. people on the ISS (Internation Space Station), we need to conduct more research up there

  to find life saving cures down here on earth – free choice is killin’ off future taxpayers.  And another thing – while you ISS big spenders IS up there, pickup up some of that garabage up there – we can’t keep up with it anymore.

  ~The American people don’t know if they have a Fashion Model or a First Lady in the White House, but we do know one of her children eats a lot of peanut butter sandwiches at school. (not my kid – especially since Jimmy Carter has thrown out the peanut industry with the bath water

  ~The Repubs in WashingITdown (or GuzzlinITdown), DC woke up and found out they have a low-life/pro-abortion/ProLife/same sex marriage pusher for a RNC chairman.

  ~This weeks crazy headline is: “We must FIX the “world’s eco-nomics problem” before we can fix our own at home. Duh! What home, are you

  including those that are not occupied or unfinished, abandoned or RE-re-Re-re-mortgage (maybe I should take off the letter “e” on the end

  and delete the letter “t” and coin the word “morgag” in the housing industry.

  ~Do you realize that if the “EbookinCrooks” and the “OopsForgoToPayMeTaxes” department heads in WashMyHands, DC could have exported the “housing industry” oversees and offshore, most of us would now be homeless and countryless and possibly floating NIKE feet up in the ocean somewhere out there lookin’ for Kansas.

  ~Education Note: Madoff will be teaching our next generation of financial crooks coming out of prison via the prison grapevine. So prepare your indebted grandchildren to read really fine print especially words such as: interest rate, dividends, goes-up-and-down like a roller coaster, trust us, trust in us, etc. You get the picture.

  ~Lord, please let those musical chair playin’ department heads up there in Wasawashington, DC, have wisdom enought to know where East Islam Canada is on a map.

  (to be continued as long as money is going out of the country in empty ship loads)

  Tags: ECONOMICS, economics made easy, job loss, job market, jobless, off shore jobs, poor economy, simple economics, trade deficit

• SHOPPING

  10Sep
  Categories: SHOPPING Comments: 0

  ATTENTION SHOPPERS

  The drinking glasses you bought last week are hazardous to your children’s health. We are sorry for the inconvenience – please come back soon… we value you as a customer. There, now that problem is cured.

  However, if you want your money back, get in line and fill out all the forms in triplicate. You must be able to recognize Chinese, Spanish and French to wade through to find the English text on the forms (correct grammar is optional).

  First, let me educate you on what is harmful in the SHREK glasses:  Cadmium (cad-me-um) is a soft, bluish-white metallic element occurring primarily in zinc, copper, and lead ores. Now, if you learned anything that one day you were listening in Chemistry class it is this – “don’t put zinc, copper or lead in your mouth!”, warned my Chemistry teacher (Mrs. Moore).

  The “SHREK” drinking glasses contain harmful amounts of cadmium (it can come out of the paint pigment and onto the child’s hand and then finally into their mouth). You know the habits of children. Why doesn’t McDonald’s, Wal-Mart, Dollar Stores and the worst of all, the toy manufacturers that keep importing toys that not only are poison, but doesn’t meet the child safety toy regulations. Children have to taste everything and put toys in their mouths – duh… is that so difficult to understand toy engineers, manufacturers and inventors.

  Our “too late” consumer protection agency has also issued three recalls for jewelry sold at Wal-Mart, the world’s largest Great Wall-Mart of China retailer; at Claire’s, a (Pirate’s haven) a major jewelry and accessories chain in North America and Europe; and at discount and dollar stores across the country. All these stores are CHINESE OUTLETS. China is a communist country that has hated the U.S. for more than 67 years since (1943). Chairman Mao Zedong planted the seed of hate in the Chinese people. We have flocked to China for so much of this poison, they now own America. Our lively hood depends on China. Each man, woman and child in America now owes over $45,000 to our national debt. Where’s your wallet? NOT much. Thank you NAFTA & GATT, all the companies that moved off-shore and all you spoiled kiddies that drive foreign made vehicles (kiddie cars). Warning Note: be aware of all those kiddie cars in the parking lots – you could get run over by them while they are speeding and texting their unemployed friends.

  The jewelry recalls (of course) all involved childrens metal jewelry — and all of that jewelry was made in China. The “SHREK” drinking glasses contain harmful amounts of cadmium (it can come out of the paint pigment and onto the child’s hand and then finally into their mouth – duh). You know the habits of children. Why doesn’t McDonald’s, Wal-Mart, Dollar Stores and the worst of all, the toy manufacturers that keep importing toys that not only are poison, but doesn’t meet the child safety toy regulations. Children have to taste everything and put toys in their mouths – duh… is that so difficult to understand toy engineers, manufacturers and inventors.

  One would almost believe that China is exporting death and poison to our future generation of Americans. We send them American dollars – they send us poison. As I write, China is Iran’s BEST buddy friend – need I say what the problems are with Iran. Iran is an enemy of the U.S. and Israel. These 21^st century stooges of today – Russia, Iran, China, Korea and Islam (or RICKI for short) would like to wipe both America and Israel off the globe – POOF! See image below to see what the globe would look like without the U.S. & Israel – according to Iran.

  

  The world without the U.S. and Israel according to Iran

  TODAY’S SALES MOTO – 101:
  “Import anything. Stupid Americans will buy anything that can collect dust and add to our national debt”.
  

  R E A D the Labels – This is for people that have to go to the grocery store and purchase their own groceries. Don’t be taken in by sticker prices. Read the fine print in the store and not wait ’til you get home when it’s too late and too far to return the item(s). Example: If you see a larger colorful sticker that appears as if it is exploding off the surface of the product and it reads “2 for $6”. Be sure and look at the regular tiny sticker (sometimes elsewhere on the package instead of being hidden beneath the larger colorful one). It may read “$3.00.” What have you saved? They get rid of their stale products and you thought you were getting a bargain by purchasing two of the same items.

  Tags: discount, groceries, purchase, sale, sale items, SHOPPING

• GOD

  05Sep
  Categories: RELIGION Comments: 0

  W A R N I N G ! The following paragraphs mention the word “GOD.” It may be harmful to non-believers. It could taint your brain with joy, give you a night’s rest and change your life. Three letters that carry a lot of weight.

  I woke up this morning and saw God’s light he created and I knew, “I’m alive – thank you God for another day.” I looked around and the trees were still standing to give me daily fresh oxygen, the sun was where it should be, I was breathing air (that’s good), I heard some birds (free music everyday if you invite them into the yard), I looked out the window and my old Honda was still a Honda. A neighbor who believes in evolution tried to convince me that everything I have came from a “big bang” approximately a gazillion years ago (give or take a million years). So I’m keeping my old used Honda in hopes it will evolve into a Hummer (black, tinted windows, chrome ladder, patio on top for perching and grilling, big gas guzzling over priced tires, 200-gallon fuel tank (3 trips to the discount store), 6 months of extra payments for more headlights than necessary – stock item HBR5499320A8358LL4296XX54701-IBEMEUBU. I hope it happens soon because the neighbors are looking down their nose when I crank up the old used Honda and pull out of the driveway.

  Back to earth now I said my prayers and praised God for all His blessings – even the ones I don’t know about (Oops! I said it – my God is a male). I shower, pick a T-shirt of the day and I’m out the bedroom door and ready for what the day has in store.

  (to be continued the more the world gets crazier)

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  Tags: Bible, Christian, Faith, God, RELIGION

• POLITICAL

  05Sep
  Categories: POLITICAL Comments: 0

  The landscape in America is CHANGing – wooooeeeee!

  Many that see the link given below won’t understand probably what I am emphasizing here. This technique of using children for propaganda fodder in American politics. Probably most internet readers being too young to know or remember mad dictators of the past and the Islamic leaders of the present go heavy after young people to indoctrinate them and their families. Have you ever heard or seen this coming out of past American presidential campaigns? In many countries it is singing hatred toward America and democracy. This is a first for me to see children being used in a presidential race here on U.S. soil.

  Chanting is a typical starting place.

  Use to, little children would sing songs about God and Jesus. 

  I can't believe that is going on and being planned in America.
  See what I am talking about at the following link:
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAlrSRVdKZY

  Because my English teacher (Polly Correctnasty) wasn’t given a copy of McCain’s prepared speech ahead of time I cannot comment on its grammatical correctness. Since Sarah Palin was a member of the PTA, city council, mayor and is a governor doesn’t make her an English teacher but gives title to a speech writer. Any way, I will not bother to check McCains’s speech.

  Tags: McCain, Repulican National Convention, RNC, Sarah Palin